Jeans Lead To Sexual Harrassment

Colleges in India have begun to ban female students from wearing jeans.  Apparently those Indian guys go nuts over denim and just can't keep themselves from raping girls that wear jeans.  What's a slumdog to do?

An article about the Indian college ban on jeans for females says the schools will expel girls that wear jeans or other western clothes.  It continues to say that it is the only way to stop crime against women.  REALLY?!?!  The only way?  I believe that Mrs. Stickman would say that it IS a crime against women to not let them wear jeans!

The funniest thing about the article is the fact that in India they call sexual harassment "Eve-teasing."  That doesn't sound nearly as bad does it.  "I know I made an inappropriate sexual comment, but I was just Eve-teasing, it's not like I was harassing or anything."

I wonder if they also have Adam-teasing?  It would seem only fair.  And what do they call it if it is gay harassing?  Serpant-teasing?  More like Trouser Snake-teasing!  (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

Maybe they could just make them wear mom jeans?  Or have them all gain 100 pounds and wear low-rise jeans so that the fat rolls over the top of them?  Now those would most definitely put an end to sexual harassment!  Cause, gross!  

Stickman out!