Special Guest Blogger - Mrs. Stickman!

Today is my wedding anniversary.  As a special treat, I decided it would be a wonderful idea to have Mrs. Stickman write today's post.  It would be sort of an anniversary present for both of us, and for you the reader, as well.

Sunday, I approached Mrs. S with the idea.  Here is the response I got - "Hell no!"  So, in the interest of full disclosure - I lied in the title of this post!  But not entirely.

You see, since she didn't agree to actually do this herself, I have decided that out of the goodness of my heart, I will write her guest post for her.  I'm sure I know everything she would have said anyway.  We are soul-mates after all.  I know her better than I know myself.

So without further ado, here is Mrs. Stickman's guest post (ghost written by Stickman):

When my wonderful husband first asked me to be a guest blogger on Stickman Musings, I could hardly contain my excitement.  I felt that there could be no way more perfect for me to celebrate our wedding anniversary than to express to the entire world just what an amazing man he really is.

First, let me tell you that there is no one in the world smarter than my husband.  He knows everything!  And, I so appreciate his willingness to share all of his knowledge with me.  There is nothing more rewarding than having him explain the most intricate details of everything.  I am so much smarter for it.

One of the things about him that I love the most - as I'm sure all of you do too - is his sharp wit and impeccable sense of humor.  He can make a witty joke at the drop of a hat, and oh my goodness are they funny.  Sometimes I nearly wet myself I am laughing so hard.  His ability to make up words (which he likes to "trademark") is uncanny.  And his physical humor rivals that of Jerry Lewis and Jim Carrey.  We, as a family, are so lucky to get these private shows each day.

Here are a few other things I love about him:

• He has an incredibly muscular body.  Who wants a six pack when you can have a whole keg.  So sexy!
  
• He has amazing hair.  Male pattern baldness is so hot.
• He is so confident and secure.  He never needs me to give him affirmation.
• He sings like an angel.  It's like he's half Fergie and half Jesus.
  
• He is so cute when he snores.  I could sit and listen to it for hours.
  
• He is a very sharp dresser. He never ceases to amaze me with his fashion sense.
  
• He is oh so helpful around the house.  I never have to lift a finger.

Thank you so much for reading my guest post.  I hope that you all continue to support my awesome husband's blog.  Be sure to give him lots of those "smiley's" that he seems to crave so much.  He nearly wet himself when he made the "front page" on "humor blogs."  Whatever all of that means.

Thanks, again!  And wish us a Happy Anniversary of the luckiest day of my life!

Thank you so much, baby.  That was an excellent post.  A little embarrassing though.  I think I'm blushing at all the nice things you said.  You should do this more often.

Have a great day everyone!  Stickman out!